this was supposed to be a simple sketch but i got so carried away LOL
this is my lovely curse of strahd pc! her name is pandora :)
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"
is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation
they brought the fragments back!!
(screaming and crying about locus no longer being redeemed)
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off